David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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