a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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