I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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