what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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