the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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