What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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