party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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