Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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