Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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