He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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