All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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