yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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