There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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