Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I got her a Nickelback box set.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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