ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
my being single is dangerous.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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