i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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