I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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