32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize