He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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