The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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