we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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