If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Come on in and take your pants off
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