ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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