What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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