Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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