3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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