I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
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