is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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