his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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