Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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