Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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