Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
