I met the friendliest cop last night
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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