I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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