Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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