hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
