I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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