YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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