Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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