is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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