apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize