my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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