Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
