Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
thus making me awesome and them whores
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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