We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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