I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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