i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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