he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Two words: nipple clamps
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