Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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