i would punch a child for taco bell
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she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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