He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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