Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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