I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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