Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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