hell yes lets make some ravioli
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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