it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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